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Face it--you never give money to political candidates. You figure someone else will pay for the tailored suits, the payoffs and bribes, and the misleading attack ads which I need to win this election, and which are the hallmarks of American politics. Well, it's time to step up, Minneapolis. Give me money. Give until you're entirely out of money. Then, I will determine what to do with your money. |
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My campaign is about honesty if it's about anything. If every voter in Minneapolis gave just two thousand dollars, I would be able to pay off my student loan. Oh, and I could afford to run for mayor. |
