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ARIES
Someone you know will talk to you today. Also, you will find yourself confused at some point, but this will pass.
TAURUS
Don't try to solve the world's problems today. You won't be able to.
GEMINI
Caution is your watchword, Gemini, especially if mountain-climbing is on the agenda.
CANCER
For you, this is a day governed by the laws of physics. It's not a good day, however, for running naked through the market.
LEO
Like most Leos, you enjoy some things more than others.
VIRGO
It will seem today that life is unfair, but you will probably not kill anyone.
LIBRA
If you see a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk, pick it up and keep it. Today is a good day to plan for the future, or pursue your goals.
SCORPIO
Watch out Scorpio--there will be people who disagree with you today. There is a chance you will fall in love.
SAGITTARIUS
Today is not a good day to travel to Baghdad. You will think about a member of your family.
CAPRICORN
With your ruling planet in retrograde, good things will make you happy. Try to have good things happen today.
AQUARIUS
The alignment of the outer planets will make it difficult for you to accomplish everything you planned, but some things will work out o.k.
PISCES
Avoid screaming, demon-possessed outbursts today-- especially around co-workers. Pisceans by their nature hate being shot, so it's best to avoid this.